'bout me:
Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo (thank you, Ferris Bueller---) And some of us are just warped enough to blog about it ...blame my Irish side for indulging my inner chatty-cathy (tho in my case it's chatty-kt)
My personal recipe for in-Sanity: start with a blog full of of warped humor, add a strong dose of appreciation for life's absurdities, a touch of navel-gazing, a dash of all things lovely, and top it all off with an unrepentant skoch of fangirling from the kicking-and-screaming-all-the-way-to-middle-age chick at the keyboard----- Bake at 350 until golden brown or blog springs back when poked with the tip of your finger.
Welcome to the amusement park of my mind; you must be THIS TALL to board the rides. If you visit, don't forget to take your shoes off before you enter the sandbox, and please: play nice with the other kiddies. Or I'll be putting you in a time-out. You heard me. Seriously. Don't make me come over there.
Zoo closes at dusk, my cheeky little monkeys. It's a fun place to visit, but be out the gates on time, or you're bunking with the baboons (I hear they don't play well with others...) And hygiene-?? ::shudder::
You've been warned ;)
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...ventures in-sanity
“I need not even your touch to feel, Aroused in flesh by thy desire, You slip from sleek-skinned seal, Coming wet to quench my fire”…
A Selkie, in Celtic lore is a seal that can turn into a human by shedding its skin. Selkies are also known as Seal faeries, Roane, Roan, Silkies and Selchies - a shapeshifting creature known in Faroese, Irish, Icelandic, and Scottish traditions. Selkies are thought to be able to transform to human form when they shed their seal skins and can revert to seal form by putting the skin back on. When in human form, both sexes are described as handsome, seductive and sensitively alluring. Male selkies are thought to often seek those who are dissatisfied with their romantic life. This included those waiting for fishermen to return from the sea. They may also play a part in storms and the sinking of ships, which is their way of avenging for the hunting of their seal brethren. The belief may have originated on the Orkney Islands, where ‘selch’ or ‘selk(ie)’ is the Scots word for seal (from Old English ‘seolh’). They are often thought to be found near the islands of Orkney and Shetland…Image by Michael Taggart
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carrying that weight way too far
concrete pulled you down so hard
out there with the wounded
we’re missing youGood match…
I feel kind of messed-up today, myself…
…we’re all out there with the wounded, going to ruin in our own ways
(Source: mcfass-o-matic, via sakurazukalori)
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Police:: So she just died?
Michael Fassbender:: Basically.
So cute he’s literally killing me here…..((death by sexual frustration))
Fass, you *NEED* to stop now—-
Unless your goal is to become an (unintentional?) serial killer…
—-cuz I’m not the only one, right??
(Source: emiliejoane)
